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where to buy wellbutrin order strattera GorillaSushi We Eat Blogs http://gorillasushi.com/?q=atom/feed 2009-09-09T12:18:11-07:00 My First Threadless Shirt Design http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/My_First_Threadless_Shirt_Design 2009-12-31T11:49:53-07:00 2009-12-31T11:49:53-07:00 Jason

Threadless works with artist from all over the world, taking in designs and putting them up for public vote. Winning designs are put into production, made available for sale and the artists are handsomely compensated!

Yesterday I submitted my very first design!

Threadless works with artist from all over the world, taking in designs and putting them up for public vote. Winning designs are put into production, made available for sale and the artists are handsomely compensated!

Yesterday I submitted my very first design!

If you like it, please take a minute to go HERE and rate it and indicate that you would consider buying it on a shirt (not any commitment, just opinion). You'll need to sign in/up to rate.

Any votes are very much appreciated!

Gingerbread House http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Gingerbread_House 2009-12-25T10:24:32-07:00 2009-12-25T10:24:32-07:00 Jason

I Photoshopped this Xmas gift for you, internet.

Gingerbread House

I Photoshopped this Xmas gift for you, internet.

Gingerbread House

Best Conversation Ever http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Best_Conversation_Ever 2009-12-01T22:04:03-07:00 2009-12-01T22:04:03-07:00 Jason

A conversation I just had on Tumblr regarding the possibility of someone driving my broke ass to a tweetup in San Francisco. Note that I spoke in pictures as well as words.

Me:  Who …is driving me to San Francisco in January?

Monkeyfrog:  Are you very, very brave?

Me:  I fear nothing except deep water and carnival rides such as The Zipper.

Do-over:  I will pick Monkeyfrog up. She and I will pick you up. There are certain talents you will need to exhibit. I’m sure you’ll do fine.

Me:  I can play America the Beautiful on the tuba. No I can’t. I can probably figure out how to tap dance though.

A conversation I just had on Tumblr regarding the possibility of someone driving my broke ass to a tweetup in San Francisco. Note that I spoke in pictures as well as words.

Me:  Who …is driving me to San Francisco in January?

Monkeyfrog:  Are you very, very brave?

Me:  I fear nothing except deep water and carnival rides such as The Zipper.

Do-over:  I will pick Monkeyfrog up. She and I will pick you up. There are certain talents you will need to exhibit. I’m sure you’ll do fine.

Me:  I can play America the Beautiful on the tuba. No I can’t. I can probably figure out how to tap dance though.

Monkeyfrog:  Just show us your tuba and hold onto your fucking hat.

Me: 

Do-over:  I think I can fit it in the back. What.

Ted Kennedy Is My Power Animal http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Ted_Kennedy_Is_My_Power_Animal_0 2009-11-27T12:33:09-07:00 2009-11-27T12:33:09-07:00 Jason

After a twisted series of back and forth jokes on my Tumblr blog, I came up with this design for a t-shirt.

Ted Kennedy Power Animal

A few people actually were interested in buying one so I made a Zazzle store where you can now purchase them!

After a twisted series of back and forth jokes on my Tumblr blog, I came up with this design for a t-shirt.

Ted Kennedy Power Animal

A few people actually were interested in buying one so I made a Zazzle store where you can now purchase them!

Also available on mugs, travel mugs and tote bags.

Makes a somewhat greatest gift ever. Pretty much.

Chop Cup http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Chop_Cup 2009-11-12T08:14:11-07:00 2009-11-12T08:14:11-07:00 Jason

Not what you're expecting.

There's some pictures of the props on Flickr and a behind the scenes time-lapse video here.

Not what you're expecting.

There's some pictures of the props on Flickr and a behind the scenes time-lapse video here.

Tonya Harding Fantasies http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Tonya_Harding_Fantasies 2009-11-04T21:36:12-07:00 2009-11-04T21:36:12-07:00 Jason

Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.

(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?

I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.

Can't argue with science.

Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."

Oh yes.

Caution: Reading further may cause you to lose all faith in mankind. Especially the man kind of mankind.

(Please) don't ask me how I came upon the official Tonya Harding website. I just did, alright?

I was, of course, skeptical at first that the legendary T-Hard would have such a lackluster representation on the internets but there's a video right on the front page, thanking you for your support and visiting this, her official website.

Can't argue with science.

Then I noticed an innocuous little link, titled "Fantasy."

Oh yes.

They say it better than I ever could - "There are 1581 fantasy stories and messages, and they're all about Tonya Harding." In other words, Tonya Harding erotic fan fiction! Just when I thought I had won at the internet, I realize there's yet another link for "Rejected Fantasies."

Sweet baby Jesus. This is like Yahoo Answers meets Literotica. Some fine excepts include:

  • "this is so great i love it i wish i could watch it all the time i masturbate to it frequntyly then me and my woman go and fuck like caged monkeys"
  • "...then my wife would put on the fake dick and fuck tonya in her pussy and ass hole long and hard till the bitch can’t take anymore then we would chain her to to bed to fuck her any time we want."
  • "She has wicked–awesome body‚ looks good naked and knows how to skate at the Olympic level."

Let's take a minute to celebrate all of humanity.

Right In the Goddamned Penis http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Right_In_the_Goddamned_Penis 2009-11-03T10:12:13-07:00 2009-11-03T10:12:13-07:00 Jason

There are times when I fear somebody out there's going to revoke my License to Photoshop.

Right in the Penis

There are times when I fear somebody out there's going to revoke my License to Photoshop.

Right in the Penis

Taco Jason http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Taco_Jason 2009-10-30T15:34:51-07:00 2009-10-30T15:34:51-07:00 Jason

There is so much personal win in this picture.

Taco Jason

Taco Jason is my new Santa Claus.

There is so much personal win in this picture.

Taco Jason

Taco Jason is my new Santa Claus.

60 Seconds of Cat Confusion http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/60_Seconds_of_Cat_Confusion 2009-10-27T16:02:48-07:00 2009-10-27T16:02:48-07:00 Jason

Cats are easily confused.

 

Cats are easily confused.

 

The Eyeballing Game http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/The_Eyeballing_Game 2009-10-15T14:52:24-07:00 2009-10-15T14:52:24-07:00 Jason

Some people are bothered by pictures on the wall hanging slightly crooked. Others may not even be aware that something may be amiss.

Others are just obsessed OCD freaks. Like ME!

I found this simple Flash game, The Eyeballing Game, and haven't been able to stop playing.

Follow the instructions for each screen, estimating where certain points should fall. Play three rounds to see your average score then compare scores against others in real time.

Some people are bothered by pictures on the wall hanging slightly crooked. Others may not even be aware that something may be amiss.

Others are just obsessed OCD freaks. Like ME!

I found this simple Flash game, The Eyeballing Game, and haven't been able to stop playing.

Follow the instructions for each screen, estimating where certain points should fall. Play three rounds to see your average score then compare scores against others in real time.

See if you can beat my scores...

Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Vampire_Weekend_Oxford_Comma 2009-10-06T07:11:26-07:00 2009-10-06T07:11:26-07:00 Jason

Reasons why I love this video...

Reasons why I love this video...

  • It's a great song.
  • I used to drive a very similar car.
  • Cows!
Chicago(ish) Tweetup http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Chicagoish_Tweetup 2009-09-29T13:18:44-07:00 2009-09-29T13:18:44-07:00 Jason

So I went to the Chicago(ish) Tweetup last Saturday and it was AWESOME.

Tater tots, cookies, alcohol and tons of hilarious people from the internets. Kissed and hugged some old friends and met some new ones.

There's a ton of pics from the event in the Flickr pool. I however, didn't think to take one single picture. Instead, I've hijacked the existing pictures and Photoshop'd them to reflect what I remember happening.

So I went to the Chicago(ish) Tweetup last Saturday and it was AWESOME.

Tater tots, cookies, alcohol and tons of hilarious people from the internets. Kissed and hugged some old friends and met some new ones.

There's a ton of pics from the event in the Flickr pool. I however, didn't think to take one single picture. Instead, I've hijacked the existing pictures and Photoshop'd them to reflect what I remember happening.

Chicagoish Tweetup lindstifa and Worldwarmike

Chicagoish Tweetup Giromide and Lindstifa

Chicagoish Tweetup Giromide WifeofTJ TJ

I Think I Know http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/I_Think_I_Know 2009-09-22T08:38:22-07:00 2009-09-22T08:38:22-07:00 Jason

I've just come up with a brilliant new scenario.

"Guy" gets into a situation and has to lie to Girl. Things get complicated. The lie balloons out of control as Guy has to improvise new details to fit his lie. We'll call Guy's lie "Story B" which has been fabricated to cover up "Story A" which is the truth.

Got me so far?

So then Girl realizes something's amiss and utters the pivotal words....

"I think I know what's going on here."

"You do?" asks Guy.

I've just come up with a brilliant new scenario.

"Guy" gets into a situation and has to lie to Girl. Things get complicated. The lie balloons out of control as Guy has to improvise new details to fit his lie. We'll call Guy's lie "Story B" which has been fabricated to cover up "Story A" which is the truth.

Got me so far?

So then Girl realizes something's amiss and utters the pivotal words....

"I think I know what's going on here."

"You do?" asks Guy.

Girl then proceeds to explain the whole situation, using all of the information she's been given. But here's the hilarious part - It's neither Story A nor Story B! Girl has put together all of the lies and fabricated a whole new version of what's really going on! Story C!

"Yes! That... is.... what's going on" says Guy.

Hilarity ensues, Girl finds out true story, wags finger and there is implied sex.

Now to find a sitcom who'll purchase this brilliant new plot device.

Jedi Prez http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Jedi_Prez 2009-09-16T15:02:41-07:00 2009-09-16T15:02:41-07:00 Jason

My President is a Jedi. Your country is invalid.

Jedi Obama

Link to full size pic.

My President is a Jedi. Your country is invalid.

Jedi Obama

Link to full size pic.

Mad Men in 60 Seconds http://gorillasushi.com/?q=node/Mad_Men_in_60_Seconds 2009-09-09T12:18:11-07:00 2009-09-09T12:18:11-07:00 Jason

Ok, I'll admit it. I don't watch TV's Mad Men.

I've tried! I watch whole episodes at a time and just can't get interested. There's obviously something wrong with me, judging by how many people constantly recommend it.

I was feeling rejected and guilty until I found the video below...

Ok, I'll admit it. I don't watch TV's Mad Men.

I've tried! I watch whole episodes at a time and just can't get interested. There's obviously something wrong with me, judging by how many people constantly recommend it.

I was feeling rejected and guilty until I found the video below...

Now I get it! I love this show!